Part I: My Trip to the Great Midwest

For those of you unaware. I am currently on my Great Midwest Trip, otherwise known as Last Big Hurrah with a raison d'etre of "finding myself" so to speak. Currently in Indiana. Plan on hitting Wheaton tomorrow and Chicago on Wed/Thurs. Won't be home till NEXT Monday! Boo-yah!

Dane-isms of the day:
"I don't like it when juice wears tights."

"This is everyone here 3 hrs into Monopoly: I QUIT!"