Dane-isms of the day

"Start your day off the holy way with Christ Chex!"
"What was Mary doing putting her face near tires!" (or 'tyres' for you Brits out there)

And for a bonus Dane-ism:
Dane Cook's Car Alarm Song

Verse 1
Helooooooo! I'm a car!
Gas-O-Line Makes-me-run!
Back-seat! Trunk-space!

Verse 2
Helooooooo! Let's go for a ride!
Oi-l is my blood!
Seat-belts! Ra-dio knobs!

(To be sung to a car alarm when it's going off for 43 minutes at 1 AM. Repeat ad nauseum or make up more verses for yourself.)