Even the Logos Have an Agenda.

Since it's no secret I (sort of) hated the Transformers movie, I think taking a closer look at the aliens' logos points to the Reasons Why.

Decepticon's Logo.

Autobot's Logo.

I don't even think I need to have commentary. Just let the images speak for themselves.

PS Shia LeBeouf is very funny even when he doesn't have a script to back him up.